i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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