At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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