What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
All I want is dick and wine.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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