she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
home. puking in laundry basket.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize