Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
When did angry sex become our thing?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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