did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I believe in your delicious
I want to fling myself into the sun
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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