Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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