Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
