she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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