omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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