I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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