I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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