I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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