and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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