Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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