Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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