Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He? As in you personified your dick?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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