susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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