what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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