I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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