Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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