Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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