I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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