i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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