chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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