There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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