your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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