i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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