if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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