She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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