too bad you live with your parents still
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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