Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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