Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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