The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
she looked like the before picture.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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