I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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