party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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