just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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