Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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