I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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