i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
