The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
