You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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