I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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