Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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