So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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