Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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