Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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