great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Drunk is not a location!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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