do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
