4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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