Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Bring me that man meat
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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