Me too!
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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