And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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