I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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