Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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