so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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